Along with flash tats, Coachella and other wannabe music festivals brought us flower crowns. Tbh, I have a love/hate relationship with the flower crown. On the one hand, the Snapchat filter makes me look hot AF. On the other hand, girls who wear them for a casual night out or like, a trip to Whole Foods are fucking stupid. But that was last week. Now, we have mermaid crowns, and if you have one of these on for anything other than Halloween or a themed sorority mixer, youre batshit crazy.
When I first heard about the mermaid crown, I was actually pretty excited. I mean, who doesnt want to be a mermaid? Theyre betchy AF. But then I saw one, and shit turned around real quick. First off, theyre fucking enormous. Youd have to strength condition your neck for a month in order to be a busted mermaid for the night. Second, how tacky can you be? Theyve got chains, seashells, iridescent rhinestones, pearls, fucking Shamu, you name it. Its like the worlds most basic bitch went to Hobby Lobby and dumped the entire crafting department on a crown, then finished it off with some sea creatures. Then decided to open an Etsy shop. Obvi.
Trending now! Mermaid crowns are definitely the new flower crowns: https://t.co/XOYsqiazEM pic.twitter.com/2Xz8GNnu4v
Us Weekly (@usweekly) August 2, 2016
Look, I get it. You wish you were a mermaid. Join the goddamn club. But youre not. You just happen to have the worlds most heinous contraption on your head. Maybe one day youll be a part of that world (if you dont get that reference, youre not even a real mermaid fan so GTFO), but for now, go get yourself a chic floppy brunch hat and come to terms with the fact that youre just a normal, boring-ass person.
Read more: <a href="http://www.betches.com/stop-trying-to-make-mermaid-crowns-happen">http://www.betches.com/</a>
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