Back in the day, Gwyneth Paltrow was just a ballerina-looking actress who knew how to rock the shit out of a red carpet. Then she started her lifestyle newsletter with the worlds worst advice, called it Goop and immediately became the planets most annoying health freak. First of all, were there any other names besides Goop available? Cuz that blows. Second, couldnt she have created a magazine or like, written a blog or something? Who tf reads newsletters? Whatever. Doesnt matter because either way Gwyn has decided to step aside from Goop after eight years of running shit.
Its not exactly a secret that most people fucking hate Gwyn. I mean, shes gotta be in a three-way tie with TSwift and Anne Hathaway for the most disliked celebs of all time. Congrats, guys. Ya did it! Turns out, when people dont like the face of a brand, that brand doesnt do well. I was a business major in college so I know. But you cant tell people to eat water-soaked almonds for a snack and suggest vaginal steaming and compare mean tweets to literal warfare without people thinking youre a BSCB. Fucking duh.
Look Shes not totally out or anything. Its kinda like that conscious uncoupling bullshit her and Chris Martin did for a minute. Tbh, idk if its gonna make a whole hell of a lot of difference. If I got some newsletter that told me that bee stinging therapy would make me more beautiful, Id light it on fire with or without Gwyns face on it. But good luck I guess. At the very least, maybe people will hate her less.
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